Privacy Policy

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1) What we collect

• Name
• Email address
• Personal profile text
• Photo you upload
• Basic anti-spam signals (reCAPTCHA)

2) Why we collect it

To review your submission, prevent spam/abuse, and (optionally) respond.

3) Where it goes

Form submissions may be delivered to an email inbox used to review applications (e.g., info@datenobody.com) and stored there.

4) Sharing

We don’t sell your personal information. We may share data only if required by law or to prevent abuse.

5) Retention

We keep submissions only as long as needed for review and moderation, then may delete them.

6) Your choices

You can request deletion of your submission by contacting us and providing the same email you used to apply.

7) Security

No system is perfect. We use reasonable safeguards, but you submit at your own risk.

If you’re uncomfortable sharing a photo, don’t submit. This is a parody site — not a requirement for existing as a person.