Terms of Service

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1) What this is

Date Nobody is a parody / entertainment site. Submissions are for fun and not a promise of contact, dates, or anything else.

2) Eligibility

You must be legally allowed to submit information where you live. Don’t submit information you don’t have the right to share.

3) Your submission

• You confirm the info you provide is yours and accurate to the best of your knowledge.
• You agree your profile text stays within the character limit and does not include illegal or harmful content.
• You grant permission to review your submission for moderation and safety purposes.

4) Content rules

• No harassment, threats, or hate content.
• No impersonation or posting someone else’s personal info.
• No illegal content.

5) No guarantees

We can reject or ignore any submission at any time. We don’t guarantee a response. We don’t guarantee vibes either.

6) Liability

Use the site at your own risk. We are not responsible for losses arising from use of the site.

7) Changes

We may update these terms from time to time by posting a new version on this page.

If anything here feels too real, remember: it’s a parody. Hydrate responsibly.